1. When putting together an outfit you start from the shoes! Your thought process goes like this: ‘these shoes are perfect for tonight, now what clothes would go with them?’. You even do that when you are in a clothes shop. 2. You have at least one pair you bought just to look at! I know you think that some day you will wear them, but we both know you won’t. You will also not wear that pair you are refusing to throw away. You know exactly which one I’m talking about! 3. You have stopped people in the street to ask where their shoes are from! They probably thought you were weird but hey, you liked their shoes so that’s a compliment, right? 4. You repeatedly post or mention shoe quotes! Some of them include: ‘Give a girl the right shoes and she can conquer the world’ and ‘Cinderella is proof that a pair of shoes can change your life’. Stop it! Now! 5. You have more shoes than anyone you know! And you want even more! You know you can only wear one pair at a time, right? 6. One of yo...
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