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23 Words That Have A Different Meaning At A Girls' Night Out


It’s hard being a girl! You can’t even have a simple night out without needing a special dictionary to explain what things really mean!

Bartender: The person whom you will tell all your secrets to after getting drunk and appointing him as your personal psychologist for the night.

Bathroom: The place you go with your friends to gossip about your other friends who are still on the dance floor. Other uses of that place include makeup fixing and multiple selfie taking.

Bra: The place you store your phone, money and miscellaneous valuables.

Bus: The place you sleep in on your way home. Sometimes this can be replaced by a taxi, but usually you will have no money for one, because you spent it all on drinks.

Cloakroom: The only reason you haven’t lost your coat yet and will not freeze to death on your way home.

Club: A place with sticky floors and too many people, where you go to have fun.

Clutch: A miniature version of a bag that fits almost nothing and makes your outfit look complete. It is usually used to store your lipstick because your actual things are in your bra. 

Dancing: Something that you think you know how to do after a few drinks, but usually ends up looking nothing like it does in your mind.

Dress: Something that has less fabric and more sequins than it should and is not considered acceptable attire for anywhere besides a club.

Drink: Something that has to be strong, cheap, sweet, fruity, with a fun colour and in a cute glass. Bonus points for umbrellas and fruit pieces. If you’re a guy this will make you look gay.

Getting ready: A 30 minute process that takes you 2-3 hours, because you have to change multiple outfits, do your hair and makeup and predrink at the same time, all while texting and snapchatting with the rest of your friends to discuss what they will wear as well.

Heels: Very expensive torture devices that you buy with the intention to remove half way through the night and carry inside your bag for the rest of the time.

Kebab: A food item that is only considered an acceptable meal at 4 in the morning. No regrets!

Kissing: Something you do with a complete stranger, whose name you may or may not know.

Love: An emotion you feel for everyone you see around you and absolutely have to let them know. Sometimes the use of hugs may employed to make it more emphatic.

Makeup: Something you used too much of on your face.

Phone: A particularly expensive device, which is used for taking selfies and is prone to falling on the floor, inside the toilet or getting stolen.

Pub: The place you go to get drunk, when you are too old or too boring to go to a club.

Queue: The place where you complain about the cold and your friends making you late.

Shots: A quick way to get drunk. Also a trick used by guys to make you think they are buying you a drink, but without them actually spending as much money.

Smoking: Something you do just because you are drunk and don’t actually like in reality.

Snapchat: A way to share how drunk you are with all the people you know and did not invite out, so that they get ‘well jel’.

Strangers: Your new best friends for the night. You will find their pictures in your camera and phone the next morning and have no idea who they are.

Text: Something completely inappropriate and usually typed in bad spelling and hilarious autocorrects, that you really want to send to your crush or ex and definitely should not.
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